What happened in 2018.

It’s the end of 2018, the beginning of a 2019, what does the future hold for us……

Starting 2018, I never imagined by the end of the year we would now be in a polygamous dynamic.

I never thought we would try swinging, though I’ve now learnt that swinging is certainly not for me.

We’ve done things I never believed we/I could do.

It started with meeting a couple socially, what an awful experience that was. I couldn’t wait to leave and felt adamant that if this was what swinging was about then no way was I going to try again.

We joined a munch instead, met other like minded people. But it was very cliquey, we both felt uncomfortable so decided munches were not for us.

So how do you meet other couples that wanted what we wanted.

I thought is was impossible.

We focused on chatting with others, on the Fab swingers site, taking it slowly, it turned out to be all talk, no action.

Our first experience was with a couple at their home, it felt wrong, clinical, like they had a set routine which they followed step by step, I never wanted to try it again.

Soon we had our first experience at home, with a trans girl. I did enjoy it, felt more relaxed playing at home in a threesome, but like the first couple, she talked non stop about other people she had played with, and it felt like we were just another notch on the bedpost.

I was certain that’s all swingers seemed to want to do, where was the connection, the relationship. It was fuck and go.

This was something I just couldn’t do. I needed a connection, I can’t just fuck and leave.

So we decided to try to find a couple who we could see regularly. Finding kinky couples who also liked BDSM was hard work.

Our second couple seemed more possible, we enjoyed talking, eventually meeting, though they were not into our kinky stuff.

They took us to a swingers club. It felt awkward, the place was seedy, I didn’t want to do anything, or look around. People fucking everywhere, girls wanking the guys. This wasn’t for me, but Master enjoyed it. Why wouldn’t he, the girl loved his PA and I could tell she couldn’t wait to play with it. They went off to the orgy room for a play. I stayed with the guy, he just chatted with me, I think he just didn’t want to leave me on my own. We tried out the hot tub, but that felt awkward. I felt my legs touching another guys leg, so I quickly moved it away. Was it me, was there something wrong with me ? The guy I was sat next to tried to talk to me but I didn’t really chat back. Looking back now I would say I was quite rude. It just felt uncomfortable.

We met the second couple again, but at home this time, we had a good time, a good play and they both enjoyed spanking me. Though they didn’t understand why I liked it, but at least they did it.

Over the next few weeks we began talking to the couple we saw at the swingers club, the guy who I sat next to, in the hot tub. They searched for us in the swingers site, turned out they were looking for the same as us. So we began to chat more seriously.

During this time we found another couple, who was in a D/s relationship. This was it, I thought. Finally meeting THE couple. We met and enjoyed a great play, it was my first experience with a girl, she was fantastic and said she would be patient with me, until I wanted to play with her. We chatted some more, but soon they stopped talking.

Meanwhile we were still talking to the couple from the club, this time more seriously. She wanted a serious Dom, he wanted to be a Dom but wasn’t sure he could. Over time, he and I chatted and I suggested he look up the Daddy/little dynamic. Something I really wanted, but thought it was a fantasy. Reading about it, him and his wife thought it would suit him best, so our Daddy/little dynamic began. I gained a sister, we gained a couple to play with, Master found himself with 2 new subs and we all loved it.

We stopped chatting with the other couples, I didn’t want to meet them again because we had found the couple we had a connection with, began forming a relationship with them.

Who knew this could happen, dreams could come true. This one came true without us even looking for it. To me, it was meant to be.

Six months later our dynamic is going strong, our relationship becoming stronger, Master asked PiggyJ to have a tattoo, a marking to say she belonged to him. I drew a sketch of a sexy curvy woman, Daddy said it looked like me, I asked if he would get it tattooed on him, he said yes immediately. He would be proud to have it tattooed on his leg. Daddy asked Master if he could give me something, like a collar, so Master suggested an ankle bracelet. This I’ve now got, one of his many Christmas presents. Daddy bought one bracelet but felt it was too small as he wanted to put charms on it. So he bought another, which was perfect. Now I’m wearing 2 ankle bracelets, feeling them makes me really believe I belong to Master and I belong to Daddy. I’m now owned by 2 men. What could be better.

Who would have thought 2018 would end like this, this perfect life, I know it is the first of many Christmases and New Years we will share together. We are going on holiday to the naturist park in May and are planning a holiday to America to drive down Route 66. Something we all really wanted to do, so decided why not do it together.

I never thought dreams could come true for me but this proves sometimes they do, when you least expect it. So for those who are waiting for their dream to come true, don’t give up hope. You never know what’s coming around the corner, if it could happen to us, it could happen to anyone.

Happy New Year, let’s hope 2019 can be a great one, full of surprises, good health and happiness.

Continuing from Dec 5th, getting my tongue pierced.

I was very nervous getting my tongue pierced, not sure why considering all the others I’ve had done. This was the one that really scared me. I think it’s because it’s in my mouth, so I worry about breathing and eating.

A, our piercer knew what I was coming in for so he started to get everything ready. A customer came in so A served her first, it was only a quick change of jewellery, then it was time for me to go in. Daddy got my phone ready to video it, and A started to explain what will happen and how to look after it after it was done.

I had to stick my tongue out as A dried the top and bottom of my tongue then drew a dot on the bottom of it. He explained what he was going to do, clamping my tongue then before I knew it, he had pushed the needle threw, attached the bar and pushed that threw before screwing the ball to both ends of the bar. I never felt a thing but watching the video afterwards, there was a tiny flinch in my eyes but that was it.

A went on to explain how my tongue will swell up for a few days, the important thing was to continue as normal, eat and drink lots of water. The saliva is the best healing tool for your mouth, and will heal the piercing within 7 – 10 days. Then I was to come back and A would swap the bar to a smaller more comfort one.

It felt really weird in my mouth, my tongue already swollen and the balls on top and below my tongue felt huge. Speaking was very hard and I felt like I was slobbering and spitting when I tried to talk. So I ended up holding my hand over my mouth when I spoke.

I’m really pleased with it though, I never thought I would get it done but after kissing PiggyJ last week, playing with her tongue  piercing, I loved it. I asked Master if I could get it done and he surprised me by saying yes, then Daddy asked if he could pay for it towards my Christmas present, Master agreed.

Daddy said I was a very good girl getting it done and he liked it a lot.

Within a week it was feeling great, I could play with it, roll the top ball along the front of my teeth, I play with my lip bar loads too. Eating was a bit tricky but I put food into the side of my mouth, chewed it slowly then swallowed. The only difficulty was swallowing my medication. I felt like I was swallowing bricks.

Now 2 weeks on, my tongue feels great, I’m looking forward to buying some funky balls that really stand out.

Of course my Mother In Law went mad, your tongue will drop off, you will look like a chaff, ( someone who has loads of tattoos and piercings everywhere. ) I laughed it off, I knew she would hate it but it’s my tongue, my body, my life.

Thank you Master for allowing me to have this piercing.

Thank you Daddy for my early Christmas present. Hope you felt the ball when I gave you a blowjob the other day, I forgot to ask.

Finally Wednesday arrived, sorry it’s a late post, this was from Dec 5th.

I showered early, shaved, and got dressed. Tidied up the bedroom, and kitchen, then just had to wait for E to get up and go to work. Then went up and put some music on in the bedroom, tidied E’s room then the bathroom. I put makeup on then decided to be naked for when Daddy arrived. Putting my clothes on the chair along with my boots and bag ready for the day ahead.

Daddy arrived almost dead on time, he had a good trip and not too cold. He came in, gave me a kiss and gave the dogs some fuss, he then stripped off all his motorbike clothing, his thermal gear, then took out his clothes for the day. I made a coffee for us whilst he sorted himself out, then said, “I’ve saved I’m a celebrity to watch together, you need to start liking it.” Daddy just looked at me, he doesn’t like I’m a celebrity, “Well we can watch it later, I want you upstairs now.” I was a bit surprised, “I’ve just made coffee, or do you want to have them upstairs ?” I asked. “No, just you upstairs now !” he ordered. “We can heat the coffee up later.”
I locked the front and back door, then went upstairs, followed by Daddy and the dogs. “Right lie on the bed,” He told me. So I got 2 cushions and lay over them, tucking the third under my chin.

Daddy started rummaging through the toys drawer, I turned to look at what he was getting but he told me turn around. Getting the first toy, Daddy started rubbing, squeezing my butt as I relaxed into the bed. The first swat hit, sending sharp stings, then a slap, whatever was this paddle. I like to try to guess what each one is, but it’s not easy. But this sting was quite powerful and the slap hurt a lot. Daddy had his hand on my back to try to stop my wriggling but once he began on the back of my legs, I was wriggling about a lot. He soon put that one down and searched for another toy. My bottom was beginning to feel warm, tingling on my skin as Daddy came back, rubbing my bum, his fingers wandering between my legs, making me relax.

I felt something cold and hard graze over my buttocks, I could tell it was wooden, but which wooden paddle was it ? Daddy started with softer taps to begin with before going harder, it was becoming really painful and I wriggled even more. Thankfully this was only a fun play, so I wasn’t told off for moving, but Daddy kept a hand on my back just incase. The paddle hammered down on each cheek, each sit spot and thighs. That’s when I began rolling away from him. It was nice but boy, did it hurt. After a while he put that one down and rummaged in the drawer again.

Something soft struck my back, I guessed it was the red flogger straight away, it’s soft yet vicious, pounding my back, my bottom then my thighs. The rail ends leaving a bite that stung, but stung nicely. I think I could let him use that for ages, it does feel nice. And Daddy does manage to whip it so those ends snap beautifully.

Back to the drawer and I saw the awful loopy in his hand. This was a new toy for him, so he began softly, even though softly still stings terribly. I think he was enjoying this one, covering my ass, lifting my cheeks to get full access to my sit spot then legs. I’ve noticed he’s very keen on including legs in play or punishment, grabbing my wriggling legs, he just hit my feet, my hands, the soles of my feet if I didn’t stop protecting my sore flesh.

Then he got the jokari out and bloody hell how painful can one little strike be. Luckily Daddy included some very nice fingering play to help me relax again until he continued using it. But there’s nothing nicer than a mix of fingering and spanking.

Stroking my back, legs then bottom, Daddy bent down to bite one cheek, I cried out, unable to wriggle, but thankfully he didn’t go mega hard, I suppose Master would say it was a little nip. Just when I’d recovered from that he went to bite the other cheek, but as I knew what he was going to do, I tried rolling away again. But he grabbed me and rolled me back, holding me firmly as he bit the other cheek. I tried kicking out but it was no use. When he moved away I heard an evil chuckle, he knows how much I hate biting, but he can’t resist.

I hugged onto the cushion as he moved to the drawer again. This time he went back to the first toy then worked he way through them again. But more fingering was needed to calm me down, I did feel on the brink of crying, though I wasn’t fighting them away like normal. If it happened it happened. Today obviously wasn’t the day for it, today was a day for squirting a lot, with plenty of orgasms, as usual Daddy did not let me down.

4-6 orgasms later, squirting 3 times and I was spent, until Daddy asked if I wanted Mr Spikey. Naturally I’m not gonna turn Mr Spikey paddle down.

Daddy started gently at first, tapping one cheek then the other, asking if I wanted it harder, I always said yes. He loves playing with this paddle, watching the dots appear on my bottom,  making a great pattern. Then as the needles went further in and it was hit harder, blood pooled around each dot. For me the pleasure/pain is indescribable, yes it hurts a lot especially if it’s used after a spanking when the skin is already tender and raw.

Eventually Daddy said he would have to stop, but I wasn’t ready so I asked him to continue. He dug out the Giant Devil Paddle, it was his first time using that, it came down fairly hard, covering both cheeks. With each swat I felt blood splatter, Daddy was becoming concerned but trusted me when I said carry on. My bottom was on fire but it felt so good. I didn’t want it to stop.

Until……..Daddy decided to bring out the CPS. He’s heard a lot about it, he’s seen it, felt it’s weight but never used it. Until now.

As soon as I saw it I began protesting  the CPS is for serious punishments, not play. Well unless you’re Master, coz he loves using it. Daddy said it was only fair he got to try it………Mmmmm fair for who exactly.

Immediately after the first swat, I screeched and tried rolling away, but he caught me and held me there, I managed to get an arm out to rub my bum. Daddy let go of me and swatted me again. Right across my sit spot and upper thigh, I cried out so much but Daddy didn’t stop there. He hit again, across the back of my legs. I screamed out loud, grabbing my leg, pulling myself into tge foetal position, Daddy pulled me towards him, holding me tight, kissing me all over until I brought my head up and kissed him back. We stayed like that for a while then he got up, grabbing the CPS again, I thought he was putting it away but no, he walked to the other side of the bed, saying he had to make it even and have 3 swats on this side. I tried to stay still, but the final whack on the back of the legs again made me yelp, cry out and grab my leg. Crickey I hate that thing.

Daddy stopped then, saying that was enough, he didn’t want to damage my ass any further, but I needed a shower. I got it ready, then Daddy joined me. I love having showers or baths together, there’s something extra special about it. Daddy put some shower gel onto a sponge and began washing me, turning me around he knelt down and gently washed my bottom, kissing me as the blood washed away, leaving a lovely dotty pattern on my skin. His hands pushed my legs apart as fingers slipped into my pussy, thick, strong fingers took my breath away, I pushed my ass out and spread my legs further even though there was very little room. I came quickly, such power left me gasping for breath, as Daddy then got up, turned us both around, he sat on the seat, pulling me towards him, to straddle over his knee.

Now I’m no slim bird and Daddy has a little extra weight on him, so trying to straddle him, under the shower was rather amusing. He kept slipping off the seat, so I learned back against the shower cubicle doors, this gave us both a bit of extra support. Daddy played with my clit, rubbing it, fingers entering me, it became a hot, wet, wild play as I came violently on his knee. Getting up off his knee was a laugh, I ended up sliding to the floor but I was in the perfect position to have a play with Daddy’s cock. I licked him, waiting to see if he said no, but he didn’t. So I took him fully into my mouth, careful of where my teeth were so I didn’t scratch him again. I was enjoying this, and I knew by Daddy’s groans he was enjoying it too. But suddenly he pushed me away and stood up, helping me to my feet. Turning the shower off, we got out, Daddy dried me and quickly dried himself then he led me to the bedroom. Laying on the bed, Daddy climbed between my legs. His cock so close to me, yet the serious no touch rule from Master meant he could not enter me, neither could he rub his cock over my wet pussy. We both longed to but we didn’t, the repercussions if we did break this rule was too severe, I couldn’t begin to think of what Master would do if we broke it. But we have too much respect for Master anyway to even consider it. Maybe one day Master may allow us to have full sex. Maybe.

One thing Daddy does like to do is wank over me, cumming over my pussy, it’s the next best thing after having full sex, but also means I get to watch him, watch his face, how his body moves, hear his grunts and groans, it really is a wonderful sight. I love how his tattoos move above me, his muscles flex and relax turns me on so much.

I heard Daddy’s gruff groans get quicker, a slightly high cry out told me he was there, then I felt warm liquid drop over my pussy as his cum dripped between my legs. Finally when his jerks calmed down he leaned towards me to kiss me deeply. He always says thank you after we’ve played which is something I now love, I used to giggle, saying you don’t have to thank me, it should be me thanking you, now I choose to say you’re very welcome. It’s a nice, special ending to our play, followed by snuggles and a bit more snogging.

Oh Lordy, the no swearing rule is broken again.

Oh Lordy, the no swearing rule is broken again.

I’m finding the swearing rule has been better, I’m thinking before saying anything now, choosing better words instead of every swear word I know, except when I driving. Then my potty mouth really comes out. I can’t be doing with idiot drivers who don’t indicate before turning, or before getting to a roundabout, those who drive dangerously slow when it’s not the speed limit and those who park illegally. I think my road rage grew having to drive our son to high school and pick him up every day. The town where his school was seemed to have their own rules for driving. So my language got worse and my rage became crazy mad.

But I’ve always tried not to say the f’bomb whilst in the car since I met Daddy. Until today.

Going to see my GP at peak time, the roads were very busy. But the road I drive down to get to the drs is busy, with cars parked on both sides of the street, people driving into the drs carpark. When I got there some silly woman parked her huge estate car halfway over the driveway, making it very difficult to get in and park.

My road rage hit boiling point, and many different curse words had already slipped out, unfortunately I was chatting with Daddy on the phone so he heard everything. As I said before I never use the f’bomb especially in front of Daddy. Until today, when it slipped out not once, but apparently twice. I’ve no idea what words I said but I’ve been told it was a lot, but the worst was using that F word. Twice.

Daddy said we would discuss my potty mouth later on in the evening as I had to get into the drs. Honestly I can’t believe I said it whilst on the phone with him. I may say it when he’s not around and then own up, but not actually say the word. I knew there would be trouble.

Just before bedtime he video called, and told me to tell my sister, (PiggyJ) what I had said. She of course found it all rather amusing. Daddy said there would be a punishment in store for me the following day, when we spent the day together. So knowing PiggyJ would have my back, I asked Daddy if we could possibly discuss the proposed punishment. He said at first that there’s nothing to discuss yet, he hadn’t decided on a punishment. I said, “well there’s other things rather than a spanking”. “Like what ?” Daddy asked. “Things like essays, I hate them, not lines coz they’re easy.” I suggested. He thought about it for a minute, “Okay, I want a chapter of your book about the naughty mouse written.” he told me. “I said an essay not writing my book Daddy.” I replied. Meaning that giving me a topic to write about is much harder to do, than writing a chapter of my book. But he told me he wanted at least a 2500 word chapter, plus one illustration to go with it, to be done by New Year. I could choose the topic of what naughty Rayanna got up to now.

I’m gonna be honest and say that this is a better punishment  for me, I’m thinking about what I did whilst I’m typing, it kinda sinks in more than getting a spanking. And reminds me not to say curse words ever. I don’t know what naughty Rayanna may get up to this time, so if anyone has any ideas, let me know and I will see if I can use it.

PiggyJ’s birthday weekend and tattoos have been drawn.

Just had a brilliant weekend with Daddy and PiggyJ. Today is PiggyJ’s birthday, yesterday they were getting a tattoo from me and Master.

So they arrived about 10am, Saturday, we had a coffee before leaving to get to the tattoo shop for 11am. J was ready for Daddy and A was ready for piggy. As usual it took about an hour until the stencil was finally put on their legs. Master came with us, well he drove us, then picked us up. But PiggyJ wanted him to come so he got the final say on what he wanted exactly on the picture.

Daddy and I had already sorted the colours we wanted on my sketch. The most important was she had to have the same colour hair as the girl on my boob, as they both represent me. She had to have green eyes, red shoes and lipstick. We both wanted her bikini to be purple. We talked about maybe we should have some writing underneath but then changed our minds.

Then J was all set to start on Daddy’s leg. J knows about our lifestyle,  I mean how could he not, after he did the girl on my boob, the BDSM duck on my bum with the vine flowing between. He told us about a programme on TV that he said I needed to find on catch up. He was telling us about it in code almost, as there was another man being tattooed so he couldn’t just say there’s a programme about polygamy that you should watch and find it interesting. Not that we would be bothered, but I appreciate J wanting to keep it private.

It’s always so nice to see J, he’s very easy to chat too, always asks after Master, E and his girlfriend I. I feel I’ve become one of his regulars now. Plus bringing our family to him too. Though E’s girlfriend was the first to see J and recommend him.

I alternated between going to see PiggyJ’s tattoo being drawn and Daddy’s.  It took A a long time to get her tattoo right, along with adding the extras Master wanted. I loved watching J tattoo, its fascinating to watch. Daddy’s was finished after 75 minutes. And I loved it, I’m actually really proud of the fact he has my sketch on his leg. And Master and PiggyJ loved this sketch as they said it resembles me a lot.

So Daddy’s done, we walked to the small supermarket to buy lunch for us all. Stopping at Costa for coffee and hot chocolates to takeaway before heading back. On the way back we met E’s girlfriend, I, I introduced her to Daddy, using his first name, she said E was around somewhere but we didn’t see him. After a shortish chat with I, we went back to see PiggyJ, she had a very short break to eat 1 sandwich then A continued. Daddy and I sat on the little 2 seater settee and ate our lunch. There was a steady volume of people coming in, booking tattoos, or fixing a old tattoo, it ended up being a long wait for PiggyJ’s. It took 4 ½ hours, A looked shattered after concentrating for so long, must admit she looked knakard too. She had been out tge night before with her mates for a birthday bash and Daddy was taking them and bringing them home, so both of them got to bed at 2am, then up early to come to our house.

I messaged Master to come and collect us and soon we were home. But not for long because the table we booked for dinner was for 6.30pm. We got in just after 5pm. Daddy had a quick shower, washing the tattoo, then we all got ready to go out. I had to wrap PiggyJ’s birthday present from Daddy for him and iron his top. It’s a good job I love him, coz I don’t do ironing.

At the pub, we all got a drink, chose our meals and chatted. It’s so nice we get along like we’ve known each other for years. We had a lovely meal, then left to continue drinking. Finding a film for us to watch, this is where the rest of the evening is a bit vague.I got tipsy, well actually the boys said I was proper drunk, both thinking I would be sick at some point of the night.

I’ve become a Jack Daniels Tennessee Fire lover, it’s just so nice, so smooth, and seems to make me very very drunk. We watched the film, then decided Master and PiggyJ would go to bed. Master helped us clear space in the living room, blowing the air bed up, putting the sheet on and getting the blankets. Then Master walked up to me and asked me to suck his cock. I’m not gonna say no, so I fell to my knees and sucked his cock. This is where things are a bit hazy. Apparently, I took turns with sucking his cock with PiggyJ, then Daddy had a turn. After that PiggyJ and I took turns sucking Daddy’s cock. During my turn, PiggyJ had been stroking my bum when she bit down hard. (I’ve no recollection accept for a blue/black bruise in the shape of a mouth for evidence. I screamed very loud when she bit, so I’ve been told.) Master played with me, making me squirt buckets, lol, I do remember that. Then whilst PiggyJ was sucking Daddy’s cock, I was playing with her boobs, when Master told me to finger her. I’ve never done this before, Master probably thought I’d just do it coz I’m drunk. Unfortunately I only remember doing it, not how it felt or more importantly, did PiggyJ like it. I had to ask Master the following day, and then asked PiggyJ if it was ok. She told me it was more than okay, she really really enjoyed it. She was more bothered about me, did I get forced to do it ? I told her no, Master told me to do it, but I did it without being made to do it. And I’m glad I did, I don’t think I could do that when I’m sober. Not yet anyway.

So by all accounts we had an amazing play last night, and I don’t remember a thing  !!!

Not happy bout that.

Everyone then went to bed, I don’t think we watched any more TV. This time, with arranging the living room better, there was space for the dogs to move around, and they both actually slept. Muffin slept on the settee, Dave slept on the bed with us, taking most of the blankets, but Daddy and I slept really well.

In the morning, I had a pretty bad hangover, after some coffees I felt more human  but my back was quite sore. We watched a film in bed, snuggled together, the dogs on the bed with us, I do love watching tv in bed, Master doesn’t like doing that, so it’s something I can enjoy with Daddy. Soon we heard the bed springs going and the sounds of PiggyJ enjoying a birthday orgasm or 2. So we guessed they were awake upstairs.

I took charge in servicing everyone with coffee and tea then when Master was ready he came downstairs, made us all bacon butties and served them to us in bed. This was a real treat, yes Master does the majority of the cooking, he’s an excellent chef, but he only ever brings me my meals when my back has been really bad, so it was very special. I know as his slave I should be serving him, but our setup is, he’s happy to cook then I will clean up. Plus he knows how much I struggle to stand up for too long so it just works out perfect for us.

Having had breakfast, Daddy and I finished watching our film, then we tidied the living room, putting everything back in its place by the time Master and PiggyJ came downstairs. Having another drink, it was time for PiggyJ to open her presents, first from Daddy, even though she already knew it was a watch, but she then passed it to Master to do his techie thing, setting it up for her.

Next she chose the card and presents from Master. Now I knew about his presents, 2 adult colouring books, one showing different sexual positions and the other had pictures of swearing cats. She was made up with them. But her card got us all laughing hysterically, she’s given me permission to post it, as we all thought it was brilliant.

Mine were a bit more typical girly gifts, a makeup bag, new brushes and a cosmetic mirror. But she liked them, her card was from one sister to another. As that’s how I see her now.

She loved all her presents, I think she was a little overwhelmed by them all to be honest but we had made her birthday an extra special one. And she’s worth it.

Soon it was time for them to go home, it had been a fab wkend, the tattoos represent us being joined as one now. I can’t begin to explain how I feel about Daddy’s tattoo and I know PiggyJ feels the same about hers. It’s been a very special visit.

TMI Tuesday.

Hello there again. Welcome to TMI Tuesday blog and questions about …

Random shit


1. Which do you make more of phone calls or text messages?

Master. WhatsApp.

PiggyJ. Text messages.

Daddy. Phone calls.

Me. WhatsApp.

2. Before making a phone call, do you ever rehearse what you are going to say? Why?

Master. Yes, coz perfection takes practice.

PiggyJ. No.

Daddy. No.

Me. Occasionally, if it’s an important call.

3. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.

Master. Piggy, Manho and snoring.

PiggyJ. Low tolerance of idiots, dislike of YouTube, lots of orgasms.

Daddy. Grumpy moods, grumpy when tired, goddam amazing.

Me. Love sex and squirting, grumpy when tired or sick, always wanting to be right.

4. Name three things about which you and your partner completely disagree and often causes arguments.

Master. Films, YouTube, How absolutely perfect I am.

PiggyJ. Who’s the better driver, who steals the covers and moves the most in bed, the fact I don’t snore.

Daddy. Housework.

Me. YouTube / car programmes, claiming to always be right, how much noise and mess they make.

5. 74 percent of couples bought a brand new mattress when they began their relationship. As you embark on a serious relationship would you request your significant other buy a new mattress or would you buy a new mattress if the s.o. asked you to do so?

Master. No I wouldn’t because mine hasn’t got a fucking huge crater in it but yes they should.

PiggyJ. No I wouldn’t coz I like my fucking huge crater in it.

Daddy. No I’m quite content with the airbed / blowup mattress and it’s not got a fucking huge crater in it.

Me. Happy with the airbed / blowup mattress, with the occasional promotion to the big bed when allowed, but only the big bed without the big fucking crater in it.

Bonus: If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about your future, what would you want to know?

Master. Lottery numbers.

PiggyJ. Nothing.

Daddy. Nothing.

Me. Nothing.

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Over tired.

Ive been in a grump all day, I know its coz Im tired, having 2 late nights this week does nothing for me.
Especially with my terrible sleeping pattern. Daddys set me early bedtimes, Tuesday, Thursday and tonight. But early means bed at 7, tv off at 8.
Even though I know its what I need, I still sulk at an early bedtime, even when its set out of love and caring about my wellbeing, not a punishment, I will still sulk.
Yet if I had decided to go to bed at 7, that would be okay. I guess I still do not like being told to go to bed early.
By the time it was bedtime though, I had not had a night night video message from Daddy, I sulked about that, a little peeved, and upset.but I left him a video message, making it clear that I was upset and sulking about not getting his. But it wasnt like him not to message.
Last night, even though I turned the tv off at 8, I was still wide awake at 10pm, one hot flush after another, covers off, fan on, covers back on, fan off.
These HRT patches are not doing much to stop my flushes, yet.
I last looked at the clock at 10.15pm, but then woke up at 11.45pm, fell asleep at 2am, woke up at 3.45am.
So Ive been more than a little tired today, still sulking with Daddy, and yes he realised what was wrong, from our first chat early on, he knew I was inna mega mood.
Master has been working in the office most of the day so hes not been around to wind me up, so that was good and ive got my jobs done so thats really good.
Weve a busy weekend ahead, as Daddy and PiggyJ are coming here in the morning, getting their tattoos done, my sketch for Daddy, Masters picture for PiggyJ.im going to stay with them as they are getting done at the same time. Jeremy is doing Daddys, his brother inlaw, A is doing PiggyJs.
After that, come home for a late lunch, then we are going out for dinner as it’s PiggyJs birthday on Sunday. Back home for more drinks, playing, then sleeping.
We will have to see how the dogs behave this time round, last time they stayed over, Muffin got in a right state, her seperation anxiety was at a high, panting, shaking, unable to settle unless I sat with her on the settee. She wouldnt get on the airbed to sleep, Dave wouldnt settle either. So in the end, i stayed on the settee with both dogs until Daddy woke up.
Hopefully we will have a better night, but more importantly I get a good sleep tonight, otherwise it may be a bad day for me.