On Thursday I forget to do 3 tasks for Miss Adira.
My booby or happy spot photo.
A photo or video to make her smile.
I was extremely tired, then sulked when Miss Adira set me an
early bedtime. I had done lots of photos because that was the
day I took my erotic pose photos for her. But coz i was in a mood
i didnt send them.
The next morning I got a message basically telling me im
missing 3 tasks.
No consequence was mentioned then.
A bit later i got pick 3 numbers between 1 and 6.
Oh god, Miss Adira and Daddy do love to do this number thing.
What do i pick, what do i pick.
Okay here goes, im looking at the numbers thinking should
i change my mind.
No. Here goes, 1, 3, 5.
1.3 hours of tv a day for a week.
3. 3 minute cold shower, every 3 days for 3 weeks.
5. A 30 minute foot rub for herself, Master and Daddy.
I looked at them and cringed at the cold shower and foot rub.
I hate feet, i mean i really hate feet.
I begged Miss Adira to let me swop one.
Okay she said, you have 5 minutes to choose.
Oh what number, what number.
Will any give me pain, i asked.
Maybe she replied.
Oh that didnt help. Should i ? What number ?
Then i just pressed 2.
Now 2 was a follow on from number 1.
3 hours of tv ecery day for a week, watching only cartoons.
Choose 3 cartoons.
What……was she serious. What was i supposed to do in the day.
What about Emmerdale my fav soap and love island starts on
Can i watch Disney films ? i asked.
If u want to watch the same film every day. She replied.
When she showed me the other choices, i shudda picked 4.
But very glad i didnt pick 6, 30 with the loopy didnt sound fun.
Ive still gotta choose the cartoons. I may ask if i can watch
slightly older aged programmes, like Drake and Josh or
Tracy Beaker. I loved them when our son was younger.
So i will have to see what she says today.
Here’s the list of consequences fir each number.